Um, honey...I think I forgot to pack my Hummel collection...
I know it’s been a while BUT…I’ve moved Must Love Power Tools. Looking to simplify my blogging I have landed on TUMBLR! Don’t be a stranger and continue to follow my unique brand of “ha-ha” at my new digs! Thanks kids!
Who wants pudding?!?!
OMG! I just realized I have really slowed down on blogging this summer…and what a busy, yet great summer it has been. With school starting back up and fall just around the corner, I find myself with a little more time to write and more crazy things to write about. And BOY do I have a WTF? article to get MLPT jump started again… Continue reading ‘Brings New Meaning to “Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool…”’
I understand that one of my “house rules” here at MLPT is “no politics.” So, with that said, the following video has nothing to do with politics. Really. It is quite possibly one of the strangest, most uncomfortable-funny things I have ever seen. Oh and Basil’s Official Website is HERE…if you need anymore tears to stream down your face…
He’s got my vote!!! =)
That's how I ROLL...
“The War” has been waging for years now. It was recently intensified by the KFC Double Down. Now the gauntlet has really been thrown down. Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s have recently annouced a new menu item… a footlong cheeseburger! That’s correct peeps, three meaty patties served on a sub roll, topped with cheese and, for an upcharge, healthy stuff like lettuce and tomato. The ONLY thing missing is BACON. What is wrong with you people??? I’m calling my Doctor to see if he’ll let me eat one…
Rut-Row-Raggy
Seriously, the gene pool is drying up. When I read articles LIKE THIS, it affirms the need we should all get right with Jesus soon as a colossal asteroid is heading towards to Earth to destroy life as we know it all the while Satan is crawling outta his firery hole in the ground with Mel Gibson at his side to bust Lindsay Lohan out of jail. *sigh* You get the picture. Continue reading ‘Marmaduke Sold Out? Then Hit “Death at a Funeral!”’
Am I seeing this correctly? “Booty Pop?” Women would buy, much less wear one of these? And why isn’t J-Lo endorsing these things? ROTFLMAO!!! What’s next “Cocky Pop?” Wait…don’t answer that!
The Force is strong with this one...
Have you ever gotten the urge to instantly blind someone? How about the urge to “set fire to skin and other body parts?” Well now you can by owning your very own “lightsaber!” It seems the fine people at “Wicked Lasers” have released the “Spyder III Pro Arctic” laser for under $200! That’s right, for less than the cost of a one year membership to the “Bacon of the Month Club” you can become the next Mace Windu…only not as cool, sans the purple lightsaber and may not have the most hilarious death in the history of cinema!
**SORTA LEGAL DISCLAIMER & STUFF**
The authors of this blog assume no liabilty for any loss of limbs or life that may occur during the use of the “Spyder III Pro Arctic” laser. We will, however, submit you for the 2010 Darwin Awards!
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch."
I have to admit…I am a Philadelphia Phillies fan. And yes, Philadelphia fans can do some batshit crazy things. But it seems more recently that my compadres to the North have really outdone themselves. Last fall, it was the “Sex for World Series Tickets” scandal. Like that has never happened before. After seeing what she looked like, I wonder if she would trade Sixers tickets for a handjob since really, that’s all they’re worth right? Next it was the now infamous “Taser Incident.” The part where the kid gets tasered and falls down like a sack of potatoes is hysterical. But it gets worse… Continue reading ‘Stay Classy Philadelphia!’
Typical herpes nest as found in the wild.
Nothing says lovin’ like the phrase “herpes nest.” It’s the gift that keeps on giving. And it’s a term that has been used to describe the cast of “Jersey Shore 2” during recent filming. Seems that instead of the usual deli spread and veggie trays on set, Valtrex is the treat of choice! I admit, this trainwreck of a show is a guilty pleasure and I can not wait for the season premiere in late July. Nothing says entertainment like a group of asshats getting wasted every night and banging any nasty ass beast that will open her legs!
Happy Memorial Day
Memorial Day. It’s not about a paid day off. It’s not about cookouts and baseball games. It’s about the men and women who have died while serving in the military. Please do not forget that this upcoming Monday. Please do something to honor those men and women; attend a memorial service, go to a parade, etc. this holiday weekend. If nothing else, before you chomp down on that hotdog or take your first swig of beer, take a moment to honor those fallen heroes.
"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar." - George Carlin
"I don't hear as good as I used to, and I ain't as pretty as I used to be. But I'm still here - I'm the Ram." - Randy "The Ram" Robinson, from The Wrestler
"Funny, you like samurai swords...I like baseball." -Sonny Chiba
