uploadedGOLD: “Pants on the Ground”

This one needs no introduction. Quite possibly the GREATEST American Idol audition EVER. I came very close to wetting myself over this one.

This will NOT be the last you hear or see of “General” Larry Platt!

The Avatar “Blues?”

Suck it E.T.

So let me get this straight…peeps flocked to see “Avatar” and some, after leaving the movie, became depressed and tired of life because they realized they can never live in a world like Pandora? WTF?! According to this article, that is exactly what’s happening. One fan was quoted as saying, “When I woke up this morning after watching Avatar for the first time yesterday, the world seemed … gray. It was like my whole life, everything I’ve done and worked for, lost its meaning.” Um, you people have issues.   

Stay Classy Ohio!

Greatest. McNugget. Ever.

Welcome back! I hope you all enjoyed the holidays and the start of a new year. MLPT is certainly ready for 2010, as there is much to blog about (even though Jon & Kate broke up) so let’s get on to the year’s first offering and one of my favorite topics of discussion; losers from Ohio…

I Didn’t Forget You…

Smoooookin…

Hell, I know it’s been forever. I didn’t forget you all. The end of the year was extremely hectic for me. Add some serious writer’s block (well maybe more like some blogging burn-out) and you got absolutely nothing. Nada blogs. Not even a silly pic. But with the new year and a revived spirit, the blog will pick up and soon. Just wanted to drop a little “hello” out there and let my followers know I am still here and the fun witll start up again!

Ninja FAIL!

I only see two...damn.

It’s *usually* never funny when someone ends up in a hospital in serious condition UNLESS it’s a story like this. This “ninja” could not clear a 4-5 foot tall fence…how ridiculous! Ninjas can scale mountains without breaking a sweat for crying out loud. What a fraud. When he heals up he can crawl back to his mom’s basement and get back to his World of Warcraft friends…

Slooooooooooooooooow…

Soup anyone?

I’ve been a little sloooooow lately and haven’t posted much. Well, kids, things are gonna pick up. As it happens to us all, I have been buried with other duties. Thanks for reading and subscribing to this blog! New post going up today.

Definitely a “spit” type of gal!

Poor lonely sausages...

I don’t think I would ever hear about a story such as THIS ONE. Poor guy… his wife is allergic to his sperm. And for a guy, that would be a total nightmare. No unprotected sex…no going “porn star” on his wife…no “road head”…you know, the great things about being a guy! Do you think this would qualify as a legitimate reason for a concubine? Do you think wifey will go for that? Anyone wanna start a betting line on how long that marriage will last?

uploadedGOLD: Porn or Product Advertisement?

I don’t know what to say.  I almost felt dirty after watching video below. All that aside, that has got to be the stupidest invention I have ever seen. If you are a medical/health professional and endorse this, you should have your credentials revoked. If you are a guy and purchase that thing, you will continue to be a lonely social outcast living in your mom’s basement where the only female interaction you’ll ever get is by playing “World of Warcraft.” So without further adieu I present to you…”Shake Weight!”

Remember When? Parachute Pants

Even ghosts love them!

I am gonna date myself here, but I keep thinking about trends, fads, etc. from the 1980s, which quite possibly, was the greatest decade ever! So, I thought it would be fun to add a new column here called “Remember When?” Some of you will “get it” while others may have to “Google it.” Either way this should be a hoot. And I thought of no better subject to start off with than parachute pants!

Bad Boobies?

There has been quite a ruckus over a recent Twitter picture that political activist Meghan McCain (daughter of Senator John McCain) posted. Now, my blog is a “politics-free zone“ and what I am asking is about sexuality, not politics. Look at the picture below. Is that truly offensive to you? Would you consider that NSFW (not safe for work)? Is it 2009 or 1959? I know, I know…I am a guy. But I really find nothing wrong with the photo. Yes “the twins” are staring at me, but really compared to the crap you can find on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and the Internets in general, that picture is low, low, loooooow (IMO) on the offensive scale. Looks more like a political slam than anything else. What are your thoughts peeps?

And she's smart too!